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An uproarious new novel in the history of Robert Asprin and Terry Pratchett!For somebody whois immortal, Never Dead Ned handles to expire with alarming regularity--he simply has got the irritating habit of rising from the grave. But this gift may be better dead than confront his newest assignment. Ogre Organization may be the legionis dumping ground--a motley, undisciplined number of creatures whose leaders often expire under fairly dubious conditions. That's where Ned's somewhat distinctive skills come in. As Ogre Company's recently designated leader, Ned finds herself responsible for such good types of military expertise like a moonstruck Amazon, a very large (and very courteous) two-headed ogre, a seductively scaly alarm, a blind oracle who are able to hear (and smell) the near future, a suicidal goblin daredevil aviator, a jogging pine having a chip on its shoulder, and a suspiciously goblinesque orc. Ned has just 6 months to mix the Ogre Company into form or encounter a much more gruesome task, but that's not the worst of his troubles.