Description

For Jane Smith, being fully a vampire is nothing beats you find out about in textbooks. Actually, it type of sucks. She's not beautiful, she's not wealthy, and she does not "twinkle." She is only a typical, somewhat nerdy woman from a regular suburban family (who is actually goblins.) Linda's in the wrong side of the tracks (and of course caught on the planet's greatest uncomfortable stage), therefore she does not easily fit in with the awesome vampire kids at college or with the people kids. To top everything off, she's fighting an overprotective mother, a clique of senior school mean women (the type who do have fangs), and the absolute most uncomfortable sensitivity in the real history of the underworld, she's bloodstream intolerant.