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Celia Rivenbark's documents about living in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and totally irresistible Celia Rivenbark is just a master at summing-up the South in most its contradictions and wonderful excesses. Within this assortment of screamingly hilarious documents, you will find:* Ways to get your child right into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or manage the chance of consuming poultry out-of a pail with Sneezy)* Secrets of Superstar Mothers (do not hate them simply because they're gorgeous when there are a lot of different reasons to hate them)* EBay habit and why "It ain't worth getting if it ain't on eBay" (Wow! Is the fact that Willie Nelson's encounter within your grits?)* Why today's children's garments create six-year-olds seem like Vegas showgirls by having an abundance of rage issues* And a lot more!Rivenbark is definitely an intrepid traveler and acidity commentator to the property south of the Mason-Dixon line.