Description

Neal Carey needs to keep consitently the mafia, the FBI, and a significant television character from eliminating his latest customer-- but he is persuaded to complete the task himself.Sometime pupil and previously-unwilling investigator Neal Carey prefer to be completing a boring doctoral dissertation than looking down the nose of the loaded weapon-- but his new task does not sound harmful. All he's surely got to do is accomplish the best makeover: change Polly Paget-- a gum-chewing, bad-mouthed, big-haried broad-- right into a great woman over time to state in a rape case against Jack Landis, head of the Family Wire System and America's most precious family guy. But Polly is not cooperating, and everybody-- including a former FBI agent, and an obsessive-compulsive hitman, the Mafia, an adult king, and a lot of tabloid journalists-- is on her behalf path switching Neal's "easy" task right into a lethal game of duck-duck-goose.In a hellish and amusing adventure that takes him in the deserts of Nevada for the bright lights of Vegas, and lastly to some hair-raising climax in a shoddily constructed amusment park, Neal attempts to avoid the mob's large weapons while going for a slick walk-up the planet's greatest water-slide.