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Ahoy, me proud beauty, shiver me timbers! I ask ye to sail me jollyboat to the high-seas, lubber, but may ye care to simply accept? Available be considered a pirate's life saturated in threat and hazard, and not only to yer throat, but to yer really virgin center! There is many a bodice to become cut--or maybe I should say many a codpiece to be snapped--and should ye be adorned enough to cross bones using a corsair, do not be an addlepate!