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CAUTION: STRINGS isn't ideal for slut shamers, uneasy rock throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, individuals with serious neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those that disparage raw laughter or vulgarity within their several varieties, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anybody underneath the age of 18. The surprising, unholy sexual and disgusting, base vocabulary functions included herein aren't condoned by a person with a lick of sense and will not be produced without appropriate safety and instruction. The toilet-mouthed and perpetually sexy "heroine" (the word can be used loosely) of the guide doesn't mimic an ordinary, well-adjusted, or slightly plausible individual by any means, shape, or form. The writer appreciates the figures in this book are short and two dimensional; the piece is equally absurd and insipid.