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Dear Audience,I never loved being fully a wanted person before evening Skip Esmerelda Good marched in to the Tumbleweed Saloon and directed her derringer directly at my heart.  Who would have suspected some duke's daughter--a very pretty one at that--would come gunning for the kind of me, a known bounty-hunter with a taste for rum and a liking for mango cake? Fortunate for me, she was a great bad shot.  Instead of eliminating me, she employed me to locate her runaway brother.  Little did she know she was about to help make the acquaintance of the flea-bitten basset hound named Sadie, the notorious Favorite Team, and my shotgun-carrying kinfolk.  And little did I know she was about to guide me on a merry chase that will get us from the bungled bank robbery to the initial Wild-West exhibit to tour London, England.  I should have rejected her offer.  I should have opposed her charms.  But I didn't.  Because there comes a period in most person's existence when he is got nothing left to get rid of,but his heart.Yours,Billy Favorite