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Hello, people. I’m Joe, and I’m a vampire – not by choice, actually, but by accident…a destiny-rotating, fang-making, blood-lust-causing misconception. It began with an incident of mistaken identity, an organization day and too many benefit bombers, and finished with a set of conditions that I simply can’t appear to wrap my mind around. Perhaps you could tell: I’m not real pleased about any of it.