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Football Nuts is really a book about Frogley City, an impoverished north of England football team who ply their business, simply, within the coca cola League Two. The club assumes a brand new lease of life once they are absorbed by regional billionaire beef cake producer Joe Cost, an arc traditionalist who has promised to get the team completely to the Premiership - and may perfectly achieve that high ambition if soccer hooligan-hating Frogley Police Chief Superintendent Screwer does not achieve their own ambition first. Plenty of sex, jokes, drugs, rock and roll, chicanery and misery, but not many objectives.