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My brand-new girlfriend Betty and I were relaxing on the sofa, watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show when she viewed at me and gently stated, "My first climax originated from a dog."As I lay there shocked, attempting to control my responses and gather myself, I'd two quick thoughts:1. Now I understand why my puppy enjoys her better.2. I hope this were therefore starts the descent in to the improbable globe of Warlizard, a typical man by having an exemplary lifestyle the toughest thing she'd actually informed me.And. With no apologies and no reasons, Warlizard lives his life by one easy principle - "If opportunity knocks, answer the doorway." Gulf War Veteran, womanizer and sequential troublemaker, sometimes he wins, sometimes he drops, but his tales are extravagant, severe, fast paced and humorous as hell.  Some real audience feedback:"You tell-all ladies that tale?